LAKESIDE HASH HOUSE HARRIERS HASH TRASH
Run 906: December 5, 2001 Cheltenham Park, Cheltenham
Hare: GG
I have a secret to relate about Hash this week. Ill let on at the end of the Trash. I wonder if you can work it out in the meantime? Ah, lets see GG took out at least his hat-trick of runs hared at Cheltenham Park on Run 905, maybe more; up by the cemetery, a little bit of the golf course, it went aroun and aroun and aroun and wound up with the big pot of curry. Whats more, he survived it this time! Actually the run could have been a little more on the golf course, according to Deep Throat, and could have been a teensy bit greener, and so she was pretty browned off. To rub it in, GG bunged all the dirty plates and cans in a large green bin marked GREEN WASTE ONLY. Deep Throat was also concerned about GGs food box prepared by his daughters, marked BARBIE BLOW-UP DOLLS.
We held the circle in the dark, by the light of Baa-baa-ras ghoulish fluoro lamp, slung far-off in some bushes, and not turned on, as The Boomerang observed. It was as cold as a rent collectors heart, too. Peppers just couldnt give the run any score out of 35. She returned, along with Little Dog. Mr and Mrs Snags from Cooma were the other visitors, and our virgin was the fair Pull-Through from Melbourne (very likely the city, as opposed to the Hash club). She probably wont be back though, and we can sum up the reason for that in a single word Tangles. Tangles dug deep into his repertoire of poor taste crudities, but we all reassured Pull-Through that he was only out on day release and not here every week. Hey by the way: anybody receive a little bit of a message from IBM this week? Hes actually pushing Tangles all the way. Hope none of you are working in open-plan offices for politically correct employers!
Shunt put in a shocker. He ruined the wooden park bench so that it was leaning up like a draughtsmans table. In actual fact, Shunt was as pissed as a parrot and it was all just a figment of his imagination. And only last week, according to Tanglés, he pissed off a heart attack victim on the train so he could drive it to Hash on time; all just a figment of his imagination (Tangless). Just as the circle got going, Irish appears over the horizon from the wrong direction, having run his own race. Nothing new there, then.
Lethal should have gone for new shoes, but he ditched the incriminating evidence before he could be charged. Mothball went for claiming he was “in and out the back all night.” Keep it clean, son; youre a married man. To mark his visit, Snags presented a lovely T-shirt to
E & B = a boob tube for Tangles = a body condom for Baa-baa-ra..
You will have guessed it by now. Not a single smidgen of significance; not an iota of importance; not a shillings worth of substance; nor a cents worth of consequence, nothing noteworthy of note; nay, not even an inch of anything of import – came to pass on Run 906.
Business as usual. So, crescite et multiplicamini.
On on
Mummies Boy
UPCUMMING RUNS
Run 907 December 12 Cooch Wallen Road Reserve BBQ area, Hawthorn.
Parking, if no big function, should be in the Leonda Function Centre. Melway: 45
A11/12.
Run 908 December 19 Rugarse Bellbird Picnic Area off Yarra Boulevard in
Yarra Bend Park. Melway: 45 A3/ 44 K3
Run 909 December 26 Your Hash needs you!
Run 910 January 3, 2002 Volun-bloody-teer!
UPCUMMING HASH EVENTS
Lakeside H3 Christmas Party:
Royal or Republicans. Royal Brighton Yacht club, 253 St.Kilda St, Brighton, Melway: 67, C10. Saturday December 15 from 7 p.m. $5 Kris Kringle. Tickets $35 now.
Kalgoorlie Boulder H3
1000th run on New Years Eve. Theme: Pimps and Pros. Also take in 1001st run with the theme of 1001 Arabian Knights. Register NOW; price goes up on December 10. Register early and often with shirt size.
Western Suburbs H3’s 21st Anniversary
2/2/2; Footscray Secondary College School Camp, 20 Napoleons St, Greendale; about ½-way between Melbourne & Ballarat. About 5km off the freeway and about 10km the Frankston side of Ballan.) Approx $75. Get in touch with BB.
Melbourne Ladies Harriets
Great Escape 1300th Run, to Old Castlemaine Jail; 9/2/2;
Slumber in the slammer; Dinner Bed Breakfast only $90; kids under-14 for $40;
Dancing – music Giveaway Sausage sizzle – Recovery run;
Ring Anonymouse 972-54296