Run 1085 Report

Lakeside Hash House Harriers The drinking club with a running problem

LAKESIDE HASH HOUSE HARRIERS COMMITTEE 2004-2005

Ex-Grand Master: The Boomerang Religious Advisor: SBD Hash Cash: Underfelt Grog Master: Janus Soc Sec: Miss Piggy On Sec: The Shah Hash Haberdash: Shagadelic Hare Raiser: Kokup Hash Flash: Bovine Breeder Web Master: Klingon

Run 1085, 23 March 2005 Hares: Udder Idjit Venue: Cantini Gardens, Beaconsfield Pde, St Kilda.

We gathered at the gazebo at Catani Gardens which serves as a wedding venue on the weekend and a shooting gallery for junkies during the week.  A typical St. Kilda multiuse venue .

Though the run started at the gardens we were quickly informed to put our bags in a car as the on-on was to happen at Udders Bachelor Pad across the street.  Off we went looking for the trial, with looking being the key word.  The hare used flour which seemed to have blown away.  Along with chalk arrows and some left over arrows from another hash, it made it for a very confused run.  However, at least the pack kept together and we made it back to the gardens in good time having run about half the intended run.  GG was noticed to return back quite late having been visiting one of his friends in a back alley off Acland street.  (I’ll let it to your imagination as to who was servicing who or what…). The famous Silent but Deadly conducted the circle: Visitors: Ms Cheeky from Canberra, Kitty Licker from Vancouver/Qatar, CIA Agent from US/Melbourne, Irish from Ireland/Mlb Mens hash Charges: Udder Idjit – for an amazing run scored 64 out of 69 by Whippet Special Runs: 232 for Astro, 22 for Snow Bitch, 225 for Mothball Whippet, Cheesecake and Deep Throat were charged by Udder for being on the A List Easter Weekend away.   (to which Udder was going as well). Mothball – got a charge for not whinging about the run for the first time ever. Nickelby – for saying it was a good run. Kittly Licker – got a charge for not being named in the Michael Jackson trial.  (notes are a bit sketchy on that one). Nefertits – something about a weight gain. Udder Idjit – received a charge from Klingon for setting the trail past Klingons house but not actually making it there. CIA Agent, Cheesecake, Snowbitch – were charged by Kitty Licker for not wearing any hash gear. Lots of Fun and Stuckon – for opting for more intelligent conversation and talking to Alice all night. Like a true Hasher GG drank out of his new shoes.  (Mothball was seen busy in the corner polishing his $200 new shoes which had some dirt on them from the run). Whippet got a final charge for not running trail and going for a run instead.  He was joined by fellow Canadians Nefertits and Kitty Licker. With the circle completed, the hare told us to piss off and was ignored.

On On.

Scribe: Whippet

Upcoming Events Next Full Moon run is Run No. 61, 24 April 2005, Hare RS,  Location: TBA NashHash Easter 2005 . Lakeside Weekend Away to celebrate 21st  birthday of Lakeside Hash. May 7th 2005. Camp Narbethong near Marysville . Pay $60 to Underfelt – includes sleeping space, dinner, supper & breakfast  

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