Lakeside Hash House Harriers The drinking club with a running problem
LAKESIDE HASH HOUSE HARRIERS COMMITTEE 2005-2006
Grand Master: Liz “Cheesecake” Kelly Relig. Advisor: Yolanda “Screw Top” Shaw Hash Cash: Mirian “Tiger Moth” Cruz Grog Master: Mark “Whippet ” Willetts Checking Chicken: Nick “NickleB” Leicester Sgt@Arms: David “Mothball” De Freitas Soc Sec: Lorraine “Egg & Bacon Pie” Gierke On Sec: Reza “The Shah” Gharavi Hash Haberdash: Lorraine “Egg & Bacon Pie” Hare Raiser: Phillip “Prince” Johnson Hash Flash: Anyone? Web Master: John “Klingon” Perkins
Run 1189, 24 January 2007 Hare: Addon & Klingon Venue: 13 Mitford St St Kilda
Add On set her first joint run with Klingon in a night where Add On lost her pink pencil. Klingon encouraged runners to find the pencil which didn’t bring back the pencil. But instead we got Greg who gave us few speeches in his second run with hash. He also surprisingly had a hamburger from down the road and missed out the Corianda that Klingon spent his whole day to prepare.
Upper Class Tart followed GG to a pub and then crossed a busy road which ended up in a wrong pear. Run started in full pack of locals and international visitors crossing Acland Street few times, visiting few sleeping prostitutes and witnessing Add On painting on her ex-school wall. After crossing Fitzroy Street we followed Prince and Cooch to the beach where E&B pointed to the water ski with colorful kites. We followed the beach to the peer where Klingon and walkers were waiting for the rest of the pack with drinks. Sadly we didn’t have a camera to record this drink stop on the newly refurbished St Kilda timber peer.
Following the drink stop we walked slowly to Klingon’s home where Klingon was running back and forward to prepare the yummy dinner. E&B was quite upset after the discussion with Greg, but this didn’t stop her and others to enjoy a loud circle running in the Klingon’s front yard. Upper Class Tart loved the drink stop and gave extra 10 points for the food, 20 from 17 in total. Deeper (393), Mothball (303), Prince (201) and Gargoyle (2) had significant runs.
Mothball read an Ad where Sooty look like, Deeper and a gini peg were related. I didn’t get whole story! Mothball then recalled that Shah knew the location of prostitutes in St Kilda. Klingon choice of drink stop was too confusing for Cooch while Whippet left his stubby holder behind and Crabbo couldn’t figure out which hat to wear to come to run. Crabbo in return charged Upper Class Tart for abusing the hash T-shirt and cutting its collar.
Upper Class Tart couldn’t stand there and accused Crabbo of his Delhi scarf around his neck. Mothball talked us through the story of Klingon taking the give away white wine he got from Western Suburbs to the committee meeting which Mothball didn’t touch but Tigermoth drank and got crook. Add On meanwhile charged GG for giving her a plant which doesn’t grow for her birthday. Crabbo witnessed the discussion between GG and Shah to get it up right which was in appropriate talk between them if Shah’s bike wasn’t involved.
Deeper got a down down for pissing into the wind and Cheesecake left the book behind in Rolf Harris’s run in Richmond which never happened when E&B was GM. E&B remembered that Hash’s 22nd anniversary has been coincided with Pauline and her husband marriage anniversary before Klingon was punished for encouraging Greg to come to the hash. Prince got his 200th run award while there was an eco of ladies in the background calling Prince as GM. GG also got his award for his 700th run and accused Udder for not advertising Janus memorial run which took place last week and GG missed out. Finally Cheesecake brought out last week raffle tickets from her bag which as result nobody had any but Cheesecake managed to find to winners.
Announcements:
New LSH3 rugby top for sale! Available in several colours; collar is denim. $30. ‘How to order’ details to follow from E’n’B.
Upcoming Events
Next Full Moon run: Run No 83 at 4 p.m on 4 February 2007. Hares: Hares: Mike (Father) & Bern (Chainsaw) Lyons. Kirth Kiln Park, Soldiers Road, 8k North of Gembrook
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