Lakeside Hash House Harriers The drinking club with a running problem
LAKESIDE HASH HOUSE HARRIERS COMMITTEE 2006-2007
Grand Master: Liz “Cheesecake” Kelly Relig. Advisor: Yolanda “Screw Top” Shaw Hash Cash: Mirian “Tiger Moth” Cruz Grog Master: Mark “Whippet ” Willetts Checking Chicken: Nick “NickleB” Leicester Sgt@Arms: David “Mothball” De Freitas Soc Sec: Lorraine “Egg & Bacon Pie” Gierke On Sec: Reza “The Shah” Gharavi Hash Haberdash: Lorraine “Egg & Bacon Pie” Hare Raiser: Phillip “Prince” Johnson Hash Flash: Anyone? Web Master: John “Klingon” Perkins
Run 1208, 23 May 2007 Hare: Pointpost Venue: 11 Muswell Hill Glen Iris
Surprise! Surprise! A night when Codpiece was broken into pieces! No creek, no green tracks but a well set run by Pointy which everybody enjoyed. NickleB couldn’t find any on back either, but he thought that the run kept the pack together. Meanwhile, Adam who ran 5 runs in two weeks was quick to find most of the checks. NickleB gave the run 63 from 93. Lotsa Fun in other hand believed that 6 boxes of pizza gave everybody a taka. Pointy had 575, Lotsa Fun (232), Klingon (434) and Adam (2).
There was another rivalry between Klingon and Codpiece in finding big arrows and Klingon reminded of Cooch and E&B’s back tie in catwalk. After Mothball took charge of the circle, Codpiece was the first victim for confessing that she picks up her running gear from the lost item box in the school. E&B claimed she was banned for singing in Lakeside in 90s but now Mommies Boy wants to sing in every run. Mothball witnessed another Codpiece where she said it is good to loose weight so that she can put more in her bras. Codpiece also commented that it is good to be fit to be able to have sex but Shah witnessed her and E&B socking their cakes in wine before eating them. E&B charged Mommies Boy for coming to the classy suburb of Glen Iris and putting off his pants in the garden. Meanwhile, Boxy was the only runner who used the rare door to enter Pointy’s basement. Cheesecake told a story where Shah’s syntax stuffed up the security. Codpiece finally took revenge of her charges and charged Mothball for missing the arrows. Cheesecake had another paper charge where she read The Age where Dr. Perkins, Klingon, talked for 1100 people about religion and God less world but this didn’t stop the crowd to buy tickets. Finally, Cooch, Prince, NickelB took low profile charges.
Scribe: The Shah
New LSH3 rugby top for sale! Available in several colours; collar is denim. $30. ‘How to order’ details to follow from ‘E’n’B.
Next Full Moon run: Run No. 87, at 3pm 27 May 2007. Location: Nerre Nerre Warren Picnic area on Brady Rd. Endeavour Hills, Mel.81-K11. Hares: Nils (Top Gum) & Ilze (Bubblegum) Broders.
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