Lakeside Hash House Harriers The drinking club with a running problem
LAKESIDE HASH HOUSE HARRIERS COMMITTEE 2006-2007
Grand Master: Phillip “Prince” Johnson Relig. Advisor: Hash Cash: Mirian “Tiger Moth” Cruz Grog Master: David “Mothball” De Freitas Checking Chicken: Sgt@Arms: Nick “NickleB” Leicester Soc Sec: Lorraine “Egg & Bacon Pie” Gierke On Sec: Liz “Cheesecake” Kelly Hash Haberdash: Lorraine “Egg & Bacon Pie” Hare Raiser: The Shah, Flem & It Wasn’ Me Hash Flash: Eva “Codpiece” Cox Web Master: John “Klingon” Perkins
Run 1212, 20 June 2007 Hare: Whippet Venue: AGM – Rising Sun Hotel Sth Melbourne
Announcements to the South Melbourne residents: Red devils wearing red hats, some slow some fast will run in your area celebrating the end of Ground Mistress Cheesecake!
Whippet set the run on Tuesday night but rushed to Japan after faxing the track to NickleB to reset if it rained. Whippet though forgot that this was Lakeside’s AGM and we had plenty to talk about in the circle. He set another of Whippet’s long runs.
NickleB in other hand could find the run, like most of us, and set the run again with plenty of arrows. GM visitors from Peninsula Ladies, Melbourne, Melbourne Ladies and Western Suburbs found the run not long enough! Have we dropped our standards lately? In return, Cheesecake announced the focus on quality and not quantity due to D&E absence. All runs got a red hat in their arrival which was excellent in the cold Wednesday run. Food was served without any hiccup though Weather Fucker from Queensland indicated in advance that he will any food which comes out regardless of who ordered it.
Lotsa Fun, NickleB, GG and Klingon had the most runs in 2006/07 and Tigermoth (100), Shah (100), Mothball (300) and Chicko (200) received their awards. Mommies Boy was between the few who didn’t wear their hats during the circle and was charged, while Quasimodo accepted fish & chips though she is a vegetarian and Gary was the worst green runner of the night asking for fish & chips without salads. Klingon was accused of all the drinks in the drink stop he set and Cheesecake was blamed for giving the map to a woman, Eat Me, and expect her to find the run. E&B was next victim accused of not giving enough drinks to Marbles in the drink stop and Pythagoras & Weather Fucker came as far as Townsville to participate in the Lakeside’s AGM and ordered risotto unlike other runners.
Rowan and Gary were the virgin runners while awards went to Klingon won the best circle, Shah most checks in a run, Tiger Moth best food, Flem for the greenest run and Prince & Dangerous for the best drink stop, Mommies Boy for the most sleazy run with stripers on Tuesdays, E&B for best special run and NickleB / Klingon for the best run, Lakeside’s birthday. E&B was next for organizing the gorgeous red hats while Tiger Moth witnessed politically incorrect names of Hard Core, Weather Fucker and Book Fucker.
Cheesecake invited her committee members and gave them prizes of cheesecake and wine before announcing her retirement as GM and announcing currently holidaying new GM, Prince. The new committee was included: Checking Chicken: Lotsa Fun Grog Master : Mothball On Sec : Cheesecake Hare Raisers : The Shah & Flem & It Wasn’ Me Sergeant at Arms : Mommies Boy & NickleB Hash Flash : Codpiece Hash Cash : Tiger Moth Webmaster : Klingon Soc Sec : Prince forgot to announce! Hash Haberdash: Prince forgot to announce! Religious Advisor: Prince forgot to announce!
Scribe: The Shah
New LSH3 rugby top for sale! Available in several colours; collar is denim. $30. ‘How to order’ details to follow from ‘E’n’B.
Next Full Moon run: Run No. 88, at 3pm 24 June 2007. Hares: Committee. Location: Wesburn Park, Old Warburton Road Wesburn, map 289 C9,. On-afters at the Sam Knot Hotel Warburton Highway, Wesburn, map 289 F9
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