Lakeside Hash House Harriers The drinking club with a running problem
LAKESIDE HASH HOUSE HARRIERS COMMITTEE 2006-2007
Grand Master: Phillip “Prince” Johnson Relig. Advisor: David “Point Post” Shearn Hash Cash: Mirian “Tiger Moth” Cruz Grog Master: David “Mothball” De Freitas Checking Chicken: Lai “Lotsa Fun” Leicester Sgt@Arms: Nick “NickleB” Leicester & Phillip “Mummies Boy” Edwards Soc Sec: Dana “Dangerous” Clementz On Sec: Liz “Cheesecake” Kelly Hash Haberdash: Lorraine “Egg & Bacon Pie” Hare Raiser: “The Shah”, “Flem “& “It Wasn’ Me” Hash Flash: Eva “Codpiece” Cox Web Master: John “Klingon” Perkins
Run 1220, 15 August 2007 Hare: Codpiece Venue: Southside Restaurant & Bar. 215 Sturt St, Southbank.
It was a small but perfectly formed pack which took off, tasked with the task of counting the broffels (firewall auto detection spelling). Codpiece said she googled the broffels but we know she’s spending her long service leave more creatively. Has she told you she’s on long service leave? Miss Codpiece is usually a teacher at Melb Girls High, doling out corporal punishment to the naughty ones. Talk about transferable skills!!
E&B arrived late with only 45 cents in her pocket. She borrowed $20 from Hash Cash, but instead of investing it wisely on the ASX and turning it into $10, she turned it into red wine. In the spirit of the evening’s theme and E&B’s pocket, once upon a time there were 2 working girls at an army camp, an old girl and a young, inexperienced girl. The old girl said to the youngie “You start at one end of the camp and I’ll start at the other and when we meet, we’ll divvy up the proceeds.” So they did and when it came to the divvy up, the young one hands over $200 and 50 cents. “Who was the so and so who only gave you 50 cents?” asked the old one. “They all did” said the young one.
Cooch had the choice of staying home and studying up for his finance course on Friday, or coming to hash and counting the broffels. He stayed home!!
Barterbi**, that sad refugee from Western Suburbs and Melb Mens, came to spy on Lakeside, to see how a really well run hash full of athletic intellectuals operates. She’s looking very Yarraville in her post modern, minimalist face furniture.
On home – the $13 parma and wine deal was excellent – fantastic parma.
Naturally when it came to circle time, Codpiece got hammered. She’s got a timing problem. The TV news on Thur was all about using shop-a-dockets at the The Pink Palace in Palmerston Cres. Really annoying because lots of creative charges have now gone begging. Pity E&B didn’t know earlier about the ATM at Madame Leona.
Returnees Point Post and Barterbit**
Significant Runs Pointy x 585 Snooty Sooty x 131.
Charges * City to Surf finishers – E&B in 100 minutes and Whippet in 52 minutes, which makes E&B almost twice as good as Whippet over 14 kms. * Codpiece for doing non Lakeside arrows and only 2 checks. * Plunger for signing the book. * Mothball for not being able to speak any languages including English and Welsh. * E&B for geographic vagueness re location of venue despite having GPS on her bike. * Tiger for being married to Moth who knows every name, address, phone number, floor plan, interior colour scheme of every Sth Melb broffel. * BarterB** for knowing New York subway Spanish. * Mothball for knowing Sth Melb too well. * Snooty Sooty for being different and having fush when everyone else had parma. * Cheesecake for low profile. * Cheesecake for nicking antique, (pre Corporate Express) tax office stationery for LSH. * Prince for confusing TigerMoth with MothBall. (Don’t ever become a chicken sexer, Prince). * Moth counted the most broffels and Tiger got the wine prize.
Next week’s run
Prince – Leinster Arms Hotel 66 Gold St Collingwood. Cnr Hotham St. Melway map 2C, G6. If you really hate Collingwood, if you don’t like Collingwood, or you just have a mild aversion to Collingwood, you mustn’t miss this run. Collingwood supporters are blessed with good judgment and the ability to laugh at themselves so Prince, GG, It Wasn’t Me and Flem will be looking forward to sharing those jolly Collingwood japes.
Announcements
18 Aug Sat Night – trivia nite organised by Mrs Boner – ring BarterBi** 0412661503. 21-22 Sept Beechworth Bike Hash – ring Leech on 0408 357 457. 27 Oct BallsUp Royal Peninsula.
Scribe: Cheesecake
Announcements:
New LSH3 rugby top for sale! Available in several colours; collar is denim. $30. ‘How to order’ details to follow from ‘E’n’B.
Upcoming Events
Next Full Moon run: Run No. 88, at 3pm 24 June 2007. Hares: Committee. Location: Wesburn Park, Old Warburton Road Wesburn, map 289 C9,. On-afters at the Sam Knot Hotel Warburton Highway, Wesburn, map 289 F9
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