Lakeside Hash House Harriers The drinking club with a running problem
LAKESIDE HASH HOUSE HARRIERS COMMITTEE 2007-2008
Grand Master: Phillip “Prince” Johnson Relig. Advisor: David “Point Post” Shearn Hash Cash: Mirian “Tiger Moth” Cruz Grog Master: David “Mothball” De Freitas Checking Chicken: Lai “Lotsa Fun” Leicester Sgt@Arms: Nick “NickleB” Leicester & Phillip “Mummies Boy” Edwards Soc Sec: Dana “Dangerous” Clementz On Sec: Liz “Cheesecake” Kelly Hash Haberdash: Lorraine “Egg & Bacon Pie” Hare Raiser: “The Shah”, “Flem “& “It Wasn’ Me” Hash Flash: Eva “Codpiece” Cox Web Master: John “Klingon” Perkins
Run 1250, 25 February 2008 Hares: Udder Idjit & Gargoyle Venue: 31 Shanns Avenue, Mount Martha
Our Prince showed real dedication taking 2 hours to drive from Eltham to Mt Martha. The walkers, Gargoyle, Rupert and Upper Class Tart really wore themselves out relaxing on the beach for an hour watching AddOn build an inverse sand castle called a dam – probably to save St Kilda from global warming by flooding Mt Martha.
WE had a small but perfectly formed running pack – 6 humanoids and 2 canines. We did a similar run to last year – a bush bit, a suburban bit and a marine bit. The RA arranged great weather and the views were stunning as usual. Udder said lots of “Boris, don’t do that.” or “Boris, don’t go in the water”. Boris must have cloth ears cos he was in the water most of the time. Some obedience school badly needed.
What’s a recipe for trouble? One backyard, two bones and three dogs. Big Boris had a big bone. Little Rupert had a big bone and Chiko had no bone. So Chiko went after Rupert’s bone and all hell broke loose, Rupert being possessive about his bone. Boris got tied up, Rupert was sent inside and Chiko tried to bury their bones. Eventually Rupert was let out but he avoided Chiko big time.
The hares were awarded 6/31 by the walkers and 25/31 by the runners.
The hares provided a great lunch plus NZ beer and another beer called Roger’s. It started with Roger (Crabbo) having a roger, then Klingon wanted a roger and finally everyone had a roger.
Significant Runs Cheesecake x 300, AddOn x150, Chiko x 232.
Charges -Cheesecake for holding up the ladies end. -Crabbo for being a mad dog Englishman. -Cheesecake for believing everything Udder sez. -Udder for having a comma fetish. -Gargoyle for being irresponsible parent of Badly Behaved Boris. -Upper Class Tart for assuming Janus is dead, it being his memorial run. -Pointy for low profile.
Scribe: Cheesecake
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Upcoming Events
Next Full Moon run: Run No. 95, at 4pm 20 January 2008. Hares: Metty (Lube Oil) & Simon (Lubang Oz) Wreford. Location: O’Briens Crossing picnic grounds, Lederderg River. Map 609 E 11
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