Lakeside Hash House Harriers The drinking club with a running problem
LAKESIDE HASH HOUSE HARRIERS COMMITTEE 2007-2008
Grand Master: Phillip “Prince” Johnson Relig. Advisor: David “Point Post” Shearn Hash Cash: Mirian “Tiger Moth” Cruz Grog Master: David “Mothball” De Freitas Checking Chicken: Lai “Lotsa Fun” Leicester Sgt@Arms: Nick “NickleB” Leicester & Phillip “Mummies Boy” Edwards Soc Sec: Dana “Dangerous” Clementz On Sec: Liz “Cheesecake” Kelly Hash Haberdash: Lorraine “Egg & Bacon Pie” Hare Raiser: “The Shah”, “Flem “& “It Wasn’ Me” Hash Flash: Eva “Codpiece” Cox Web Master: John “Klingon” Perkins
Run 1253, 05 March Hares: Klingon & Committee Venue: Lakeside BBQs at Albert Park Lake – Lakeside 24th anniversary run
Walkers had a pleasant, relaxed walk around the Lake, but the runners must have upset Klingon because he sent us on a 90 minute marathon circumnavigating the Lake – via Frankston.
On on past the Grand Prix tents, along Formula One track, mucked around near the old railway looking for trail, on thru West St Kilda, down to beach, along St Kilda foreshore, mucked around looking for trail, down to Catani Gardens where we found a forlorn Pointy doing the trail in reverse, up Fitzroy St, around top of Lake for 16 minute time trail, to Flem’s drink stop for some hashsplash and on-home. Prince, Too Easy, Gump, Cooch may have done the whole run, but the rest of us did some strategic short cutting so we could get home for tomorrow’s breakfast.
Too Easy awarded the run 99/24.
Dinner was chicken, sausages, beans, hamburgers, turkish bread, topped off with a box of Chocolate Bunnies donated by Fat Crushing Bastard. We would have had icy poles but Mummies forgot them.
Visitors Modnoc from Cairns and Sydney,
Returnees Twisted Sister, Gump, Udder.
Significant runs Cooch x 313, Tigermoth x 131, Gump x 7, Too Easy x 5, FCB x 2, Twisted Sister x 32, COdpiece x 35, UCT x 26.
Charges -Modnoc and Too Easy for asking what the Serjeant’s job is and then finding out. -Crabbo for being Bono with wrap around dark glasses in the circle. -GG because Collingwood is taking over Olympic Park. -TigerMoth, Mothball, Cheesecake, Prince, FCB, Twisted Sister, Codpiece for bringing and or helping with the food. -Mummies for bringing the AFLK to hash in March. -Prince for knowing that 42 is the meaning of life and that it’s 24 backwards. -Udder for having his missing stamper nicked by Flem who then chucked it cos of the poor quality workmanship. -Klingon for having a PhD but not being able to spell akwatik on the run sheet. -Twisted Sister and Pointy for doing the run backwards.Mummies for talking to UCT about tantric sex with Sonia the tantric godess and doing a downwards facing dog in class. -Gump for going to Canada. -Gump, Twisted Sister, E&B, IWM for being late for the Anniversary photo shoot. -FCB for being bi, lingual that is – French and English. -Codpiece for saying “I want to see what it’s like to be a bloke”. -Prince for having to ask MOdnoc where Fitzroy St St Kilda is.
Scribe: Cheesecake
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