Lakeside Hash House Harriers The drinking club with a running problem
LAKESIDE HASH HOUSE HARRIERS COMMITTEE 2007-2008
Grand Master: Stewart “Flem ” Smith Religious Adviser: John “Klingon” Perkins Hash Cash: Liz “Cheesecake” Kelly Grog Master: David “Mothball” De Freitas Checking Chicken: Lai “Lotsa Fun” Leicester Sgt@Arms: Nick “NickleB” Leicester Soc Sec: On Sec: Liz “Cheesecake” Kelly Hash Haberdash: Eva “Codpiece” Hookey Hare Raiser: Rowan “Cooch” Compagnoni Hash Flash: Eva “Codpiece” Cox Web Master: John “Klingon” Perkins
Run 1352, 11 Nov 2009 Hare: Incredibly Gobby Tart 2 & Cooch Venue: 41 Doonkuna Avenue, Camberwell
When one is the subby hash trash because the real trasher is in China teaching them what he doesn’t know, and one has to remember what happened 3 weeks ago, when one can’t even remember what happened half an hour ago, what hope is there for a coherent run report. This is what I remember: We ran thru some very tasty Camberwell real estate. Very green, nice streets, a bit of railway line, some parks. Run got 11/39. IGT2 served up some exotic middle eastern food next to the pool – dips, vine leaves, and dessert – food awarded 20/20. You know that ad on telly where the mother and baby are bonding until the kid does – not number 1, not number 2, but a giant number 3 where the car windows are all browned out – well Normie did one of those very close to IGT2’s pool. Hopefully she drowned pool in industrial strength chlorine the next day. After his brownout, Peanuts hogged Normie. Most of us dipped our sweaty, smelly feet in pool, but IWM and Klingon went all the way. Can’t remember anything else – I’m hash cash and hash trash and I can’t take it any more!! Significant runs Icey x 21 Cheesecake x 357 Yo Yo x11 Chicko x 292 Cyclone x 31 Colours x 66 2 Bottoms x 55 Charges Visitor = Pissoff IWM for forgetting Flem’s birthday Klingon for flashing for the girls Whack for being unable to fsll off his bike Flem for beer abuse when he dropped and smashed a 6 pack Astro for beer abuse when he spilt beer all over someone’s bag E&B and Cutloose for pilfering plants from Camberwell gardens GG for picking up Astro late Punch for kinocking back E&B Klingon for being a media tart again and scoring 3 mentions in the AGE in one article Nickelby, IGT2 and LUbeoil on wardrobe felonies GG for doing his stomach churning stomach churn dance a la middle eatern belly dancing Cheesecake for inflicting GG’s stomach churning stomach churn dance on everyone
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Next Full Moon runs: Run No. 112 at 3pm. 14 June 2009. Hares: NickleB & Father Location: – Merrimu Long Forest Reserve, Melways 329 C10 – Canopus Circuit
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