Lakeside Hash House Harriers The drinking club with a running problem
LAKESIDE HASH HOUSE HARRIERS COMMITTEE 2007-2008
Grand Master: Stewart “Flem ” Smith Religious Adviser: John “Klingon” Perkins Hash Cash: Liz “Cheesecake” Kelly Grog Master: David “Mothball” De Freitas Checking Chicken: Lai “Lotsa Fun” Leicester Sgt@Arms: Nick “NickleB” Leicester Soc Sec: On Sec: Liz “Cheesecake” Kelly Hash Haberdash: Eva “Codpiece” Hookey Hare Raiser: Rowan “Cooch” Compagnoni Hash Flash: Eva “Codpiece” Cox Web Master: John “Klingon” Perkins
Run 1359, 06 Jan 2010 Hare: Two Bottoms Venue: 18 Acacia Street, Box Hill.
There is nothing like a new house to visit to bring out the runners and two bottoms House warming run had them in turning up in droves, in fact some came all the way from the UK. There were several Hashers so excited by the run they turned up an hour early. The large crowd had two bottoms rushing off to grab some posh beers so as to avoid the unthinkable – A hash run with beer running out. The run got off to the usual 6.30 start (which means 6.45), after a brief run down of the markings to follow by two bottoms the Hash was on, the trial lead up to Box hill station and then out into surrounding areas.
Mothball described the run as being through Virgi! n territory, but that did not stop him eliminating 2.5Km from it. For those that did the longer version made it as far as the Maroondah highway (on a on-back) through some parks and along side a cemetery. The run had a few people reflecting on their time growing up in the area, while others just admired the sites. Everybody made it back to the balcony, a little sweaty but better for the run, where they were meet by steaming garlic bread and cheesecake demanding money. The Hash Cash hoping to collect money quickly so that she can enjoy the night – which is the idea. The large crowd enjoyed a good meal out on the balcony, while Lubang oz tried to work out how they got the nails in the wood.
Score: Sweet 16/18
Significant Runs:
MothBall Lubang Oz Wasn’t me Normie
Charges:
Crabbo – London to Paris Pro Am Flem, Crabbo, Upper Class tart – Turning up an hour early for the run. Wack – Good Christmas presents = New Apartment, Bike, Furniture, Bed (which is VERY good) etc Wasn’t me – Penis Envoy Wasn’t me – for using “Libido” and “long time” in the same sentence; leading to E&B and Cooch geting charged for not getting the joke Cheesecake – Eating Cadel Evan’s specials on TV (sweetmeats?) Sooty – sending Full moon Hashers the wrong way. Klingon – letting Sooty set the run Two bottoms – Runners finding back trail
and to round off the night there was an attempt to set one of two bottom’s bottoms on fire, and a poem about dogs sniffing each other’s bottoms. On On Wack
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