Lakeside Hash House Harriers The drinking club with a running problem
LAKESIDE HASH HOUSE HARRIERS COMMITTEE 2007-2008
Grand Master: Stefanie “Big Bang” Elbracht Religious Adviser: John “Klingon” Perkins Hash Cash: Simon “Lubang Oz” Wreford Grog Master: Checking Chicken: David “Udder Idjit” Cheeseman Sgt@Arms: Alan “Tripod” Skinner Soc Sec: Linda “Cyclone Tracy” Anderson-Berry On Sec: Andrew “Bovine Breeder” Leong Hash Haberdash: Lorraine “Egg & Bacon Pie” Gierke Hare Raiser: Graham “Sooty” Lloyd Hash Flash: David “Point Post” Shearn Web Master: John “Klingon” Perkins
Run 1388, 28 Jul 2010 Hare: E & B, Egg & Bacon Pie, and Quiche Lorraine Venue: British Crown Hotel, 14-18 Smith St Collingwood
How to make a classic flavoured Quiche Lorraine
Ingredients – 1 x part of Homo Sapien (with two parts X chromosome) A wee dram of scotch 1 x bagpipe 1 x haggis (uncleaned) Lots of parts of hash songs Add another wee dram of scotch
Method Mix slowly and gently for 5 years whilst singing out loudly Scotland the Brave! Visit Interhash, Nash-Hash, this hash, that hash, etc. Bake slowly for a further 5 years on a high temperature Present with sparklers et Voila! A classic flavoured Quiche Lorraine.
Serves – 25-30 (depending on if it’s been raining)
E&B, Egg & Bacon Pie, Quiche Lorraine – it’s up to you how you think of her. Anyway, E&B ran her 400th hash last night in classic hashing style. The venue was the British Crown Hotel in the mighty suburb of Collingwood. Because of the rain, E&B was forced to do a live run and Big Bang graciously allowed her a 20 minute head start to defend her modesty. Cooch further protected that modesty by holding on very tightly to the map ensuring that the pack only moved on when he was good and ready.
We had visitors join us last night. Or rather we had two visitors Chrome Dome and Just Martin, that immediately became financial members. Incidentally they are both rev heads and each work for GM Holden and Ford respectively. The true visitor that we had was Thrust from Tasmania who works on oilrigs and is apparently seeing a Tasmanian Devil. Or did she say that we have to save the Tasmanian Devil when we visit the Apple Isle for Aussie Nash Hash in February next year? Memory clouded by alcohol fails me at that point.
The run was well set and kept the back together as it confused the season hashers including Klingon, NickelB as well as myself. We ran past Dallas Brooks Hall, into lots of green including Fitzroy Gardens, Powlett Reserve, Darling Gardens, back into Fitzroy Gardens and then into Treasury Gardens. There were lots of laneways and we skirted landmarks like Captain Cooks Cottage, MCG, and Parliament. The run was rated at 321.5 out of a possible 429.
The food was good and the beer was cold. On top of that, E&B organised big chocolate cake with sparklers. What more can you want?
Charges included – Significant runs included Cut Loose on 30, Cod Piece on 111, and Lots of Fun on 369.
The acting Sergeant of Whack took over and immediately charged Udder for lack of modesty when he recounted how he (Udder) arrived up to Cut Loose and Lots of Fun directing that they should “Hail an accountant”. Thank goodness end of financial year only happens every 12 months. Unfortunately we have to see Udder every week.
GG will deny it strenuously but he got lost, in Mighty Collingwood mind you, and had to ring up to find out where we were. Shame on you GG and you claim to be a big Magpie Supporter.
I got charged for being technically challenged and unable to operate the hash flasher at the critical moment. (Sorry Big Bang but I was really tired and it’s never happened to me before. And the battery for the camera was flat).
Cooch for insulting the Udder.
Old Boar for hashing in Kuching in the jungle carrying his expensive mobile phone in his bum bag, swimming in some wild river and getting back to his hotel exclaiming “I think it’s still okay”. Was he talking about his phone?
Returnees included – Old Boar, Cod Piece, Nickel B, Lots of Fun, and Udder.
The Rev Heads got charged including Chrome Dome, Just Martin, and Flem.
The RA got charged for crappy weather including his advisors of Klingon, Cyclone Tracy and Big Bang.
Sooty got charged for some confession over his erectile dysfunction joke. (Eds Note – Sooty phone AMI Australia).
Klingon got charged for the sudden and tragic passing of Chiko, our hash dog.
Announcements – Thrust talked about Nash Hash in Tassie over a week in February. She extolled that we should donate money to the research of saving the Tasmanian Devils that have some mysterious medical condition. With Nash Hash, accommodation is filling fast so we need to book soon.
Chiko Memorial Run – coming up in two weeks time and the hare will be Wack! Note that we aim to make this a dog friendly run so please plan on bringing your puppy dog along.
Next Weeks Run – Sh#t Off A Shovel – at the Terminus Hotel, Queens Road, Clifton Hill. Bring your running shoes and a packed lunch as you just know that this is going to be a really long one as usual.
I have sent out the Lakeside Contact List today. If you have not received it yet, please contact me on andrew.leong@embroidme.com.au
We are collating all hash photos so please bring them either on a USB stick or CD and give them to Wack!
Hash Songs- If anyone has any good hash songs, please pass them onto E&B
Never forget the Chiko.
On On, Bovine Breeder Floreat Pica (help I am being kept prisoner in South Melbourne by this strange French/German Lady)
Announcements:
New LSH3 rugby top for sale! Available in red or other colour, collar & print is white or black $30.
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