Lakeside Hash House Harriers The drinking club with a running problem
LAKESIDE HASH HOUSE HARRIERS COMMITTEE 2012-2013
Grand Master: Pauline “It Wasn’t Me” Middelveld Religious Adviser: John “Klingon” Perkins Hash Cash: Simon “Lubang Oz” Wreford Grog Master: John “Klingon” Perkins Checking Chicken: David “Udder Idjit” Cheeseman Sgt@Arms: Barry “GG” Kerr; Soc Sec: Linda “Cyclone Tracy” Anderson-Berry On Sec: Andrew “Shitoffashovel” Middleton Hash Haberdash: Lorraine “Egg and Bacon Pie” Gierck Hare Raiser: Nick “Nickle B” Leicester Hash Flash: Mark “Ambidexterous Hand Job” Kalic Web Master: Stuart “Flem” Smith
Run 1512, 29 August 2012 Hare: Cooch Venue: Curry King, 436 Bridge Rd
The fully unabridged, unedited and non-rewritten cut. A run, a rain, a feed – what more do you need on a Wednesday night?
We all moved upstairs to make a newly arrive couple happy, but for what reason no one could tell.
GM got the ball running after a pregnant pause for the Sargent to arrive Guest were called and returnees – more than those not here Klingon disappeared to find his dog Ambi gave a run report of inconsequence. Lasted 13.7 secs and 7.9 out of 12.
Hare Cooch taken away by Mikie from Los Angeles with a song for a nice change Over to the Sargent, we all sighed sadly … With the cry of “that’s me” …
First came the run numbers and some strange ones they were and ambi managed to take them away.
Mummies by for pestering gg over salsilicaphobia; fear of an empty glass and Mummies was called … Then came ovulations and eNb was called ; LotsAFun in for getting names wrong
Gg in for getting SOS and ambi mixed up
Ambi in for looking like baddies in underbelly Yanks for sitting. (mr bean and pregnant pause)
Then … Gg was charged for an allergy of been beaten by nth Melb Soas for losing his tie Mothball something about grandsons being unhappy to see him
Then Charge Religious adverser (we decided it was Klingon again) for poor weather … Suddenly 2bottoms SOS prince and ambi appeared, why ? Only Cooch the recharger knows
Cooch for a run that confused sos into thinking it was one of his his runs Peanuts for the horrible tie (ambi returned to soas)
Klingon for leaving the cash kitty downstairs
Time to sleep came with mummies tale of dr Mikie (from Los angeles) … Something about small steps … And Boris slutsky and headjobs and a boy next door. Only the little boy Normie didn’t enjoy it.
Announcements:
Full moon this Sunday – be there (could be last Sunday if I don’t get this out in time)
ENB get into the city2sea and join up with her
Balls Up 13th Oct and come shaken but not stirred
Next week. Riversdale hotel and google it you bums
Prince cried for the hash song and strangely, people amused him by singing it. What a joy it was. Harmony and glorious synchronicity. It was almost worth singing it again. Thankfully, we didn’t. ON ON
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