Run 1514 Report

Lakeside Hash House Harriers The drinking club with a running problem

LAKESIDE HASH HOUSE HARRIERS COMMITTEE 2012-2013

Grand Master:  Pauline “It Wasn’t Me” Middelveld Religious Adviser:  John “Klingon” Perkins Hash Cash: Simon “Lubang Oz” Wreford Grog Master: John “Klingon” Perkins Checking Chicken: David “Udder Idjit” Cheeseman Sgt@Arms:  Barry “GG” Kerr; Soc Sec: Linda  “Cyclone Tracy” Anderson-Berry On Sec:  Andrew “Shitoffashovel” Middleton Hash Haberdash: Lorraine “Egg and Bacon Pie” Gierck Hare Raiser: Nick “Nickle B” Leicester Hash Flash: Mark “Ambidexterous Hand Job” Kalic Web Master:  Stuart “Flem” Smith

Run 1515, 19 September 2012 Hare: E&B Venue: Little Africa Restaurant, 358 Victoria Street, North Melbourne

After a good, healthy sized run around north Melbourne and royal parade and a fantastic African cuisine …

 

Gm called the circle; E&B called up as hare and was disappointed Ambi wasn’t leaving form home like she’d thought; mr peanut for being a newbie, plus other lovely hashers.

 

Down downs were wine with sprite, we are now the bogan of all bogan hashes and David Nichols needs to be here to write about us. (Many long term hashers commented how it was their first ever circle w/o beer.) Then the grog master poured half a bottle of wine on the table and wasn’t asked to drink – an offense for mine to Grog Master and GM for not calling it.

Returnees called to drink and there were a lot.

Lubang Oz gave a run report and noted the five minute first run (a poorly laid early on back led the pack to unwittingly run across the in trail, which it did) and then we got going on a second run. Lubang, “All in all it was quite a good run and I give it  765/1515, which is just under half.” (But it’s not, so I think Prince lied to the scribe or the scribe is crap a maths, or both.)

 

Time for Sargent Mothball (in GG’s absence):

Cooch for 500th run

E&B for being excited by the droopy long bread served for dinner.

Charges from the floor:

Sooty charged for looking over us from above.

And a tale by Ambi when he first met Sooty.

Flem by Normie; an indecipherable reason.

E&B for setting shortest walking and running runs ever – no walk and five minute run (initially).

[Sam and SOS left before the circle.]

So, in there absence a naming idea for Sam for leaving at his wife’s SMS that read: come now. Many ideas were offered but the scribes fave was “Premature”.

Lubang by Lotsa for the funny story he told on the run about a dream about kicking someone in his dream and really kicking the wall and not be able to hash for a month.

Cheesecake for not listening to the hare – not necessarily chargeable when E&B is hare, but we had to go along with it b/c one day we might be the hare.

Two bottoms for farting on the hash and blaming the passing truck.

Ambi and Soas for being FRBes.

Flem for being happy for people calling out checks early in the run and then not calling out checks himself.

Sargent for asking a charged hasher to take us away.

Sooty for being sooty and dead: RIP, we love ya man. We all sang and toasted.

 

GM says thank you and is rudely interrupted by Lubang…GM has a surprise, it’s Normie’s bday. Queue lots of cheers and a cake.

You’ve got to love the hash:

Birth, death and friendship w. running.

Request by Klingon to send all and any photos of Sooty to him for a memorial site.

Next was Normie’s cake and the glorious Lakeside song – On On

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