Lakeside Hash House Harriers The drinking club with a running problem
LAKESIDE HASH HOUSE HARRIERS COMMITTEE 2012-2013
Grand Master: Pauline “It Wasn’t Me” Middelveld Religious Adviser: John “Klingon” Perkins Hash Cash: Simon “Lubang Oz” Wreford Grog Master: John “Klingon” Perkins Checking Chicken: David “Udder Idjit” Cheeseman Sgt@Arms: Barry “GG” Kerr; Soc Sec: Linda “Cyclone Tracy” Anderson-Berry On Sec: Andrew “Shitoffashovel” Middleton Hash Haberdash: Lorraine “Egg and Bacon Pie” Gierck Hare Raiser: Nick “Nickle B” Leicester Hash Flash: Mark “Ambidexterous Hand Job” Kalic Web Master: Stuart “Flem” Smith
Run 1518, 10 October 2012 Hare: SOAS Venue: Burnley Park, Richmond
Fish n chips in the park followed by a circle huddled around BBQ hiding from the wind GM commenced the circle. Visitors and returnees charged. Hare forward-soas Two bottoms described the run and noted it was 10.2 km long. Run: 8/11; food: 4/5 SOS present for his wedding. A second one! Everyone was happy and pleased and lovely feeling abounded. We could have held a love in. I didn’t suggest this as I was standing beside GG. Sargent GG’s time: Sooty would have loved Sargent GG at the funeral and wake, he got massively pissed. A drink to Sooty. And a down down to him. Klingon and GG for metric 69s: 681 and 981. Say the number separately 6-8-1. Not a bad effort for a GG joke/charge. Charges for runs: Gringa, Ambi. E&B for organising the Sooty t-shirts. BB took her away. I think she’d taken them all away. BB for talking cats w. Candace. (Pussy talk) Both charged in the end. Monkeyboy charged Ambi and Klingon for deceitfully finishing the run before the true runs. Rebounded to Monkeyboy. All drank. Cooch for being misogynist for running past females who weren’t calling or something. Rebounded. No more beer glasses for charges so E&B gave us a take away song. Two Bottoms for being misogynist also. SOS charged GG for missing the people who only show up at memorial runs cause the next will be his. GG called forth that he coming Sooty. Ambi for calling HHH a sports club. Astro joke about rabbits. Strangely better than a GG one. Cyclone Tracey for the rain and GG called as a CT look a like. E&B charged Cutloose for looking like Santa. Flem: Low profile. SOAS for being an arse(?) Notices. New Moon hash at Exford on Saturday at 3pm. Balls up. And next weeks run. Flem can fill in the blanks. Announcements Hash Ball 14/10 Next week’s run: E& B, Powlet Reserve, East Melbourne
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