Run 1654 Report – LSH Anniversary Run

Date: 11-Mar-15

Venue: Rising Sun Hotel, South Melbourne

Hares: Kokup and LuBangOz

To the musical sounds of Ferraris racing around Albert Park, the sergeant pointed out that in 1984 Lakeside had 2 male GMs and now we have one female GM. In 1984 Footloose as single of the year, Perfect Match was on TV, we got the $1 coin and Medicare, and Sweaty Box and Kevin weren’t born in 1984.

Crabbo described the run – We ran past Albert Lake, we heard it and felt it, but we couldn’t see it thanks to the Grand Prix fencing and screening. We went over the Kings Way footbridge, down some South Yarra alleyways, through Fawkner Park running along those pathways shaped like the Union Jack, then Crabbo took a short cut to have a piss.

Chillipad described the walk which was more a chat than a walk, the GM short cutted, there were lovely parks and it was awarded 645/650.

Visitors

Centrefold, McTinkle, Chillipad, Hajid from Royal Selangor Hash.

Returnees

2 Bottoms, Dumb Bastard, Lipstick, Mothball, Cooch, Barterbitch and Highly Infectious, Crabbo, Upper Class Tart.

Charges

  • Kokup and LuBangOz, the hares charged.
  • Gargoyle, Colours, Blood Sucker, Spread on walked the runners trail and are therefore honourary runners.
  • Chillipad, Lipstick, Barterbitch for playing with mobiles – there weren’t mobiles in 1984.
  • Hajid and an honourary Pom charged because Bangladesh beat Poms in the cricket.
  • Punch for wearing Kokup’s shoes, she already wears the trousers.
  • Cheesecake for saying that Fawkner Park paths are in the form of a Union Jack when the map on 2 Bottoms phone demonstrated that Cheesecake’s talking complete rubbish.
  • 2 Bottoms for being spiteful.
  • Centrefold and McTinkle for making a detour to the Palmerston Hotel.
  • Crabbo for losing his spring rolls.
  • Kokup for being a clown.
  • Udder and Cheesecake for being elite athletes.
  • Astro, Kokup, Clolours, Cut Loose and Cheesecake for walking the 4Tracks4Kids marathon charity walk at the weekend.

Scribe: Cheesecake

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