Finally! Someone has shown your scribe the respect she deserves. Marvellous Melba was a fabbo singer and had Melba Toast named in her honour. Pretty pirouetting Pavlova had the fruity meringue thingy named after her. And I, Cheesecake being an amazing cook, have had a cheese based dessert named to commemorate my outstanding culinary skills. In recognition of my amazing-ness, Libido served up not one, but two cheesecakes, sort of in synch with the number of her husband’s bottoms.
A few weeks ago there was a punch up between NickelBy, Lethal and Astro. Now it’s on between Two Bottoms and Klingon. No cronie of Christianity, Klingon has been railing at us for years about the evils of organised religion. Two Bottoms used some clever subliminal messaging to undermine Klingon’s ideological position. Our first hint was when Two Bottoms took the trail past Abbey’s Auctions in Station St. We then took the bike trail along the railway which runs parallel to Bishop Street. Finally he had the runners run alongside the Yarra Theological Union which forms part of the University of Divinity near Bedford St. The visual stimuli certainly penetrated my threshold of conscious perception because I spent most of the run praying for the rain to stop.
Well done to Pointy and LuBangOz for keeping up with the runners for 8km, albeit they pretty much walked the entire run trail. Either they are exceptionally fast walkers or the runners are shit.
Run Report
Run described by Prickly – Two Bottoms set a great run, until the rotten check near the station when we lost trail; there was a cheeky check outside the cemetery; we went along railway line to Laburnum; even more running alongside the train; then back through the attractive but pervert populated bush track. 24/25.Two Bottoms mentioned prior to the run that we’d be traversing virgin hash trail, never before run by any hash. I’m guessing it was the bike trail from Box Hill to Laburnum Stations as this is now below ground level due to an earlier rail level crossing removal.
Walkers Report
Walk described by Mummies’ Boy – walk was 3.975 km, as measured by the app thingy on his phone. He ran/walked by himself, he negotiated a steep cliff by the railway, where he was confronted by a narrow disappearing trail, but he went on and on, both in the doing and the telling. It was very wet, but the exercise was enervating 24.1/25.
Food Report
Codpiece described the food – 9/10 cos she didn’t have to cook. Heaps of garlic bread. Rice perfect and chilli spicy. The grouse mustard and cream sauce was loaded with garlic which rendered most Lakesiders un-kissable for the next 12 hours. Followed by cheesecake for afters of course.
Returnees
Lethal, Beer, Lucy, Two Bottoms, Libido, and Cheesecake
Special Runs
LuBang Oz x 323, Swamp rat X 77, Spread on x 49, Cooch x 656, Prickly x151 but Lethal got it wrong because he can’t read the book. GM charged for failing to recognise GG x1100 runs, a big achievement GG., and Pointy X 950.
Charges
Lethal was mystery sergeant.
- Prickly – charged the ungallant Cooch, Big Ears, and Prince who left the harriettes to the mercy of a stalker hiding behind a tree in the bush in Black’s Walk Reserve area, Sweaty Box protected the other runners.
- Big Ears, Lucy, Cheesecake, for wearing no hash gear. Two Bottoms for wearing crocs.
- Songs by Prickly and No Balls.
- No Balls for trying to send around an inappropriate video proving she has no balls.
- Mummies for wanting warm beer, by Klingon acting grog master holding it for him.
- Steffi for being Two Bottom’s daughter.
- Mummies’ for being a pervert.
- Steffi and No Balls for both being rocket scientists.
- Swampie for saying Genghis Khan wasn’t worse than GG.
- Prince for tanking in the footy tipping.
- Codpiece for going brunette.
- Klingon for being tipping front runner.