The rolling hills of Montmorency enticed Returnees from far, far away. Goanna and Scrubber (Adelaide Hash) drove 300km from their overnight stop,
Codpiece struggled for hours and hours with crowds on trams and trains
and E&B abandoned her usual cheapie Vietnamese haunts to enjoy greener scenery.
Our hares lined up for their Down Downs but Mummy’s Boy’s Boy stole the show as he drank out of his toddler’s mug without spilling a drop.
Given our ageing population it may be wise for Lakeside to invest soon in some of those canny mugs.
The dear little chap, Mummy’s Boy’s Boy, was indeed the star attraction throughout the night. He had perched happily at the dinner table tucking into Mummy’s Girl’s chips while debating the Theory of Relativity with a wide-eyed Prince. Genetically blessed this kid – happily he takes after his mother.
Mummy’s Boy’s “strategically complex” (his words) Run received praise as a Runner’s Run that kept the pack together (sort of) and was well marked (except when it lacked On-Backs cause the Hare was too stuffed to care).
The Drink Stop reached new and noble standards as it enabled Lakesiders to quench thirsts but also to buy attractive sports gear knowing their money supports the “Boots for All” Charity which is led by Mummy’s Girl. This incredibly worthy cause provides sporting equipment to disadvantaged communities to improve health and wellbeing outcomes.
With only 3 Walkers on the trail (Punch, Lost Jewels and Goanna) this small pack managed less chat and more speed so arrived at the Drink Stop before the Runners. With more time to shop, Goanna emerged looking very fetching in her newly acquired blue vest.
Charges from GM Sweaty Box
- Inappropriate parenting from Mummy’s Boy – “have some of Daddy’s nice meat”
- KokUp cracking it because the RSL dared to put mint on his lamb (Prince & Cut Loose had noticed KokUp with a glass containing an odd green concoction, but thought it was this New Age Bloke enjoying some sort of SuperFood antioxidant, detox potion…..)
GM Sweaty Box loves seeing people squirm so Prince was chosen – spontaneously – as the Mystery Sergeant for the night. A true Royal is not easily flabbergasted so Prince immediately called for Charges from the floor:
- Codpiece for being a short-cutting bastard who wanted to use Uber to follow arrows
- Something about confusion over how many drink stops? Was it Swingers being charged (sorry scribe was into 2nd cool Chardy at this stage…..)?
- Scrubber & Goanna with their Camper in the CarPark alongside Big Ears. Suggestion of a threesome and assertion that Scrubber’s exhaust pipe is the biggest
- Big Ears for just being propositioned and boasting about it
- Prince for setting Bike Hash which clashed with Round the Bay in a Day
- Sweaty for wrong priorities. Should have chosen Bike Hash
- Sweaty for losing control last week – no Circle
- Nickleby for diminishing reputation of Hashers. Scrubber thought he was in good hands following Nick but almost ended up at Child Care Centre not RSL. Faith forever damaged
- Codpiece for stealing cuttings while on the run
- Rebound for E&B – pot calling the kettle black – cause she loves foraging while on a Run
- Swingers for last week cause he missed out on his Hare’s Down Down
- Colours low profile
- Sweaty cause her determination to ban “Give us an “A” was dead in the water as the Circle was full of them. Where’s the songbook??