Lakeside Hash House Harriers
The drinking club with lots of problems
ELECTRONIC HASH TRASH
STOP PRESS: Run 934 12 June 2002 : We need a Hare PLEASE!! Volunteers please call E&B, Lipstick or Boomerang straight away (phone numbers BELOW) or well miss out on the run and we cant have that.
RUN NO. 931
22 May 2002
HARE : Barbarra & Winnie
VENUE: at home at 1/9 Juniper Ave Glen Waverley
Grand Master: Egg & Bacon Pie
(Lorraine Gierck) Ph: (03) 9421-1134 (H) gierckie@tpg.com.au
Sergeant-at-Arms: Gerbils
(Cathy Devries)(& Deputy GM); rec@johnhopkins.com.au
Hash Kash: Point Post
(David Shearn) Ph: (03) 9885 9906 H
Hash On-secs: Nobody
serving in this position – Desperately seeking a desperate person who wants to help out til the end of our tenure!
Social Secretary: Cheesecake
(Elizabeth Kelly)Ph: 9212 1942 (w) 9521 8038 (h)
Trail Mistrress: Lipstick
(Judith Pound)judithpound@hotmail.com (0415 195 0930)
Grog
Master: Barbaaara (Kevin Kitchingham)kitch_and_sheeds@bigpond.com.au (0414 770 288)
Religious advisor: IBM
(Martin Evans)(03) 9521 9439 (H)
Web Master: The Boomerang
(Jon Miller)Ph: (03) 9523-1694 (H)
Hash Haberdashery: Whinging Pom
(Margaret Collette)zamarg@hotmail.com
Committee Member: Rugarse
( Paul Hooper) Leave of Absence for rest of year
Chechin Chicken: Janus
(Hugh) 0419 698 784
Hash Horn: Too Dumb to Die
(Ian Morgan) Leave of absence for rest of year 9421 5221(H)
Web Site:
www.lakesideHash.asn.au
As early arrivals at 9/1 Juniper Ave, we were in time to witness Baarbraa giving his sheep a final farewell poke before hiding the evidence in his private crematoria, sending plumes of acrid smoke into the neighbourhood, The runners began to assemble so Baarbraa got them off the premises as quickly as he could.
The Run
Out the gate and to the left, pounding the pavement till at last we came to the paddocks and parks of outer Glenwavery following strange Kiwi type arrows and the odd sheep droppings. The trail was well marked and in the paddocks it was easy to see where Baarbaara had gumbooted the sheep by the knee marks on the ground. We finally cum to the piss stop outside the biggest police station I have ever seen where we were treated to Hot Swedish Glug made from all sorts of yummy things to hide the taste of the sheep fluids, then a satisfying down hill dash to home and a quiet beer.
The food
When one murders a sheep to hide the evidence of a strange Kiwi fetish, where does he dispose of the body?
The Hash Circle
Visitors were welcomed – Albert, Maureen and Tiv ?? Lethal was asked to report the run and Father marked the run 25/100 and Maureen muttered something about the drink stop, The GM quickly passed the proceedings over to Gerbils, who bestowed Point Post, Queen Bea and Remover with special run numbers, Lethal charged Baarbaara with something: good charge because he was the hare. Toto was charged with conducting west Sub. business. Nikola took the charge for Bovine Breeder for tasting dog food; Lethal and Shunt for conducting MH3 business; Miss Piggie was charged for believing Porn was acceptable after seeing a sign at the church. Then after the Lethal toylet paper demonstration, Quasi Moto charged MFU with leading the walkers on a long merry go round which took them back to where they were; GG was charged with wanting a drink when he arrived, of tea?? Quasi Moto for sounding like the GM; Gerbils for being cold; and Shunt for GM.
Run number 932: 29 May – Cheescake
Denniss place – Trattoria Italia
20 Bond St.
Melbourne Mel: 1A J9
Forthcoming Runs
Run 933 5 June 2002 : Father and Miss Piggy from 53 Hotham Street, East Melbourne
Run 934 12 June 2002 : We need a Hare PLEASE!! Volunteers please call E&B, Lipstick or Boomerang straight away (phone numbers above) or well miss out on the run and we cant have that.
Run 935 19 June 2002 : Nickol-B and Lotsa Fun in Hawthorn
Run 936 26 June 2002 : AGM Run
from Port Melbourne Life Saving Club around about $15 for the night plus drinks.
AGM Matters:
- Articles
for the annual Hash Trash Magazine are required as soon as possible see E&B.
- Photographs
for the same magazine are required preferably in 300 dpi format but well take normal stuff too. Again please pass photoes to E&B.
- Sponsorship
advertise your company in the magazine, call TDTD for details and see attached flyer.
- Sponsorship for Giveaways
sponsorship for any part of the AGM is available. Part payment of T-shirts, Hash Haberdash, the evening meal, the beer, or the wine will in turn mean the payers name on the T-shirt or the Programme or the Magazine. Again call the GM or TDTD for further details. Sponsors can mean the we give the best AGM for the least expense. So try your local hairdresser, grog supplier, sports shoes supplier, cheap restaurant. We would have to have the cheapest advertising rates in town!
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NASH HASH STUFF
Howlers (Full Moon) : 26 May 2002 : Run No. 25 – Simon “Bloody” Wilsons run at Olinda Falls. Run starts at 4pm. MR 66 K1, off Falls Road. No dogs allowed as its through national park.
4 July 2002 :
Peninsula Harriettes AGPU in McClelland Drive, Frankston
19 October 2002 :
Annual Balls Up hosted by Peninsula HHH in Mornington. Theme is Shagadellic. Tickets @ $65 per head for meal, beer, wine, champers, softies, gift & prizes. Lakeside shaggers to go in theme so put your thinking condoms on and think of the team fun we had last year, and well do it again.
In the next committees tenure:
Run 937 3 July Piss Basher, Red Back Hotel, Flemington Road, (opp children’s hospital)
Run 938 10 July, Toto in Moonee Ponds
Run 939 17 July Janus 0419 698784
Run 940 24 July Major Fuck Up 1 Dallas St. Oakley 95705017
INTERHASH 2002
Goa in India is the place to be on the last weekend on September this year. Check the website for details. All Lakesiders registered please contact E&B so we can organise a LSH3 T shirt and handouts.