Run 955 Report

   

LAKESIDE HASH HOUSE HARRIERS HASH TRASH

Run 955 Cooch’s Hat Run 6 November 2002

Venue: Barkly Gardens, Burnley

Hare: Cooch

The Janus, who’s ere so beguiling

Looking backward, then forward and smiling

Said ” Write the report

TD’s a bad sport –

(He’s stayed back at work to do filing”)

Miss Piggy said Janus “Why me”

That’s moi , en Francais, y’see

“Should I write up the run”?

He said” ‘Twill be fun”-

He lied, from each mouth, evilly

The trail on the Wednesday’s Hat Hash

Went round in a streaming mish mash

Of Lanes, Streets and Byways

And under the Highways

Up steps – then some bridges to bash

The Hat Run was set by our Coochie

And turned our incredibly smoochy

As down by the river

The Boardwalk aquiver

With ClingOn and StuckOn and Poochie

The shells on Melbournes broad Yarra

Were rowing as straight as an arrow

When GG yelled Onnnnnnnnnn

The reverberatiOnnnnnnnnnnnn

Sunk them all into Melbournes grey Yarra

FRBs led the pack at check one

Mothball and the rest followed on

Tho Nic and the Plugger

And Father, the bugger

Went off down a backstreet – for fun?

The absence of our Mummies boy

Not noticed, as Udder, so coy

Took over as GM

And on the podium

Called out all the sinners, with joy

One Hump, virgins Jan and Vanessa

(The latter a smart little dresser)

Got up for a drink

And as quick as a wink

MM took the chance to impress’er

Boomer, Prince, Shunt, SBD

And Tangles – all elegantly

Pressed suit on Janette –

She’s wondering yet

When she’ll meet Mr Eli Gib’Lee.

The hats, brimmed with flowers and lace

Or sombrero, that covered the face

Of BB mui guapa *-

That EnB so dappa

Lost out to the former, with grace

(*MissPiggese for “More beautiful”)

On-On

Miss Piggy    

UPCUMMING RUNS  

Date Run Number Hare Venue Melways Et Cetera 13/11/02 956  Plugger Hibernian Hotel 

cnr Graham and Ross Street, Port Melbourne

2J C4 On On at Chinese restaurant Mandarin Garden (no MSG) attached to the pub. 20/11/02 957 Lizard BBQ area at Pt Ormond Reserve, near the end of Glen Huntley Road 67 A2 Beach Run.  Bring something warm to change into. 27/11/02 958

St Andrews Day Run

E&B 115 Buckingham Street, Richmond 2H D3 Och! Wear something scottish. 3/12/02 959

Western Suburbs HHH AGM

WSHHH Committee Station Hotel Cnr. Napier and Hyde Sts, Footscray 42 D5 THIS IS A TUESDAY RUN WITH A 7:00 START! $10 for food and run 11/12/02 960

“Coburg Challenge”

Remover Spanish Restaurant in Coburg  

Other Events  

When What Where Melways Et Cetera 24/11/02

4:00 pm start

Full Moon HHH Run 31 Toorourrong Reservoir, Jacks Creek Rd (4.5km NE of Whittlesea) 510 N11 Talk to Father for more info or look on website:

www.labyrinth.net.au/~rbsmith

28/11/02

7:00 pm start

Melbourne Ladies 1350th Run Harlequins Rugby Club, Power Ave, Ashwood 60 H12 $15 for meal, entertainment, and gift 14/12/02 Lakeside Xmas Party Dennis’ Trattoria, Bond Street, CBD Santa will be there for all to enjoy $40 plus Kris Kringle

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